Thursday, April 3, 2008

Max Goes Burlesque

It was shocking to read that Max Mosley, son of the British Fascist, Oswald Mosley, was reported to have been engaged in a sordid sex orgy by the News of the World newspaper. There has clearly been a total misunderstanding. Allegedly an associate of Max made it clear that the video of these activities vividly demonstrated he was simply casting his new satirical play on the Holocaust entitled, “ One Summer in Auschwitz”.

Set in that concentration camp during the summer of 1944 it shows that there was, in fact, hitherto, unreported great friendship between the SS and their Jewish inmates. These relationships sometimes even became intimate, and all Max was demonstrating was his keen interest in giving and receiving a clear, visual indication of his pleasure at the young ladies devotion to their roles in the audition. It was, apparently, hard to hear exactly what was being said on the tape but it is understood that he was overheard to say, “Zer, I give to you ein standing ovation.”

Clearly Mister Mosley is in the video, and does appear to be taking part in a sex orgy with several prostitutes including two ladies in the role of dominatrix. It is denied that the sole reason for this get together was to challenge Mister Mosley’s ability to speak German under extreme pressure. Mosley has also denied that any of these actions impair his ability, in any way, to run his sport. However this observer must report sight of a certain soreness on Mister Mosley’s nether regions that should be allowed to heal before he returns to his office. There are also suggestions that a big blow up cushion might help Max's predicament.

Mister Mosley has, in his own defense, made it plain that this whole affair was being used against him in a concerted media campaign, apparently orchestrated by his enemies. It seems as if Max’s enemies don’t need much help with this campaign when Max himself is willing to invest so much cash for his afternoon’s sexual pleasure, pretending to be a Nazi a concentration camp officer and inmate. Sorry, I forgot, Max was simply casting his play!

Max has often clowned around in the past when, as a younger man, he previously demonstrated his political loyalty to his Fascist father, Oswald Mosley. This was the same Oswald Mosley who was jailed by the British Government during the War because he was the leader of the British Fascists and a supporter of both Hitler and Mussolini. As the saying goes, from orange trees you don’t get apples!

Mosley is one of the two men who really run Formula 1 motor car racing, and is a long term associate and friend of Bernie Ecclestone, himself Jewish. It is Bernie who dominates all the commercial aspects of Formula 1. Perhaps Mr. Ecclestone might wish to consider uttering a new phrase, “some of my best friends are Nazis.”